"So do me a favour whadda you want?"
The top 100 movies of all time. You disagree? I'll see you outside.
and these are the fluffiest actors! (or your money back)
Want to know what's good at the cinema? Don't look here 'cos I made it all up! Tee-hee. Oh, the long winter evenings just FLY by.
Here's another fine mess you've gotten me into: it's my movie quotes page folks!
This one's all about me. Fancy!
...and then a hero comes along
Fill out my questionnaire and achieve everlasting life. No, really!
Australian wildlife - watch out for those drop bears!
I like New York in June
The radiant Aeryn Sun.
Modern day Aphrodite and utterly wonderful person Uma Thurman. (N.B. that was before I saw The Avengers - Good God woman).
Some say the best person on the planet, the lithe and fluffy Ms. Sandra Bullock.
Nicolas Cage: marvellous fellow. (Before he was abducted and replaced by a large slam of Parma ham)
Ed Norton - my hero (swoon)
The cultural phenomenon that is Kate Winslet.
Tim Robbins- his movies are quite good really. (Except Antitrust)
Mathematics (we ask just why it is so boring).
Über-babe Cori Nadine.
Are you The One?
It's that loveable pair, The Blues Brothers. (They're on a mission from God.)
"The Black Knight always triumphs!"
Is your name not Bruce then?
Oh no, not the Hitler virus! This thing has me quaking with fear (it's also the funniest thing I've seen all week).
A God amongst women , a.k.a. The Hair, it's Jennifer Aniston.
Courteney Fox, sorry Cox, damn, damn.
My good and I assure you very real friend the leopard makes his presence felt in cyberspace.
Omigod, I've written the world's most incompetent South Park page. You bastard!
Where am I? Cult TV heaven.
"Have you any friends?"
"No sorry mate, I've just sold the last one."
Farscape - I'm in it for the sex and leather!
The adventures of Dobbin the Trojan Horse.
Caesar? Pah! Just kick him in the nuts and he'll go down like anyone else (????? - the more question marks the better)
Ye Gods!
You are what you eat.
Steffi Graf- there are rumours that she plays tennis.
I'm Julian and this is my friend Sandy
"Much Misunderstood Band" Nine Inch Nails.
I love Ute
Roxette cha-cha-cha Roxette cha-cha-cha.
Age of Empires: the best game ever, and how to cheat at it.
An insult for every occasion, courtesy of that top seafaring cartoon-type bloke, Captain Archibald Haddock.
"Shall I compare thee to a summer's
day?"
"Better not: I'm a hulking ape".
Star Trek TNG: Dr. Suess style.
Paul Revere's Ride (and we're not doing that joke).