• The One where Dr Ramoray dies

Costarring:
Roark Critchlow as Dr Mike Horton
Adam Goldberg as Eddie
Brian Posehn as Messenger
Jim Reilly as Writer
Vanessa Sandin as Amber
Tom Selleck as Dr Richard Burke

The plot of Days of Our Lives just goes on getting sillier. Phoebe tries to get Chandler and Eddie to bond, with disastrous results, as it turns out Eddie's a nutcase. Phoebe sings The Crusty Old Man, and afterwards starts a long argument by saying she likes Richard best of Monica's many boyfriends. Tilly, the girl from Eddie's story, brings an empty fish tank to the flat. The writer of Days of Our Lives kills off Dr Ramoray because Joey had claimed in a magazine that he wrote a lot of his lines. Richard wants to know how many boyfriends Monica has had. He admits he's been with only two women. Also Ross wants to know about Rachel. Eddie accuses Chandler of sleeping with Tilly and killing his fish. Monica is worried that she's an 'oat', and Ross is jealous of Paolo, after Rachel said their relationship was just animal sex. Later Rachel and Monica go for the condoms, but there's only one, and Rachel wins it. Eddie steals the insoles from Chandler's shoes. Everyone goes to see Joey, who is skulking in his apartment, after seeing Dr Ramoray falling down an elevator shaft. Joey is upset because Days of Our Lives had been his biggest break. Eddie has a new fish.
end credits: Ross and Richard race for the contraceptives.