• The One with the Fake Monica

Co-starring:
Claudia Shear as Fake Monica
Harry Shearer as Dr. Baldharar
Philip Rayburn Smith as Actor
Karla Tamburrelli as Tap Teacher

Someone has stolen Monica's credit card. Marcel starts humping everything in sight. Monica thinks that the person who is using her card is living her life better than her. Joey is trying to choose a stage name. Chandler suggests Joseph Stalin, and Joey likes it. Monica, Rachel and Phoebe go to a dance class, because Monica wants to see who has stolen her card, and knows she'll be there from the credit card statement. Monica is left without a dance partner, when the Fake Monica turns up. Monica pretends to be an Amish girl called Monana. According to the vet Marcel has reached sexual maturity and Ross has to give him up or he'll turn violent. Ross starts applying for zoos for Marcel. Instead of having her arrested, Rachel, Monica and Phoebe take Fake Monica to lunch, because she's such as amazing person. Fake Monica wants to audition for Cats with Monana. Ross gets lots of rejections from zoos, and Joey finds out about Joseph Stalin. Marcel gets into San Diego zoo, so doesn't have to go with a madman who wants him to fight other animals. Rachel is shocked when Monana comes back to the apartment drunk, having gate-crashed an embassy party with Fake Monica. Monana says that this is what her life should be like, but then she finds out from the credit card people that Fake Monica has been arrested. Monana goes to see Fake Monica in jail and admits who she is, but thanks her for changing her life. Monica then goes back to the dance class, although she's no good at it. Everyone says goodbye to Marcel who is going to San Diego, but he's more interested in humping Ross's leg.
end credits: Joey has thought up another silly name.