• The One with Phoebe's husband

Costarring:
Lauren Tom as Julie
Steve Zahn as Duncan

Rachel has just trapped a pigeon which had startled her when she was reassuring her mother about the safety of the area when Phoebe's husband Duncan comes looking for her. When the others ask Phoebe why it was kept a secret, she says they have secrets too, like that the underwear on wire outside is Monica's from an encounter with Fun Bobby. In revenge for this, Monica reveals that Chandler has a third nipple, which fascinates everyone despite Chandler's attempt to distract attention by mentioning that Joey was in a porn movie. Phoebe gets all dressed up to meet Duncan. She says she married him just so he could get a green card but there seems to be more to it than just a platonic relationship. Ross asks Rachel how long she's been in a relationship before having sex and she tells him to wait longer. But later, when everyone but Phoebe is at Ross' flat, Ross tells her he's taking Joey's advice to just to it, instead, because that way he gets to have sex. Chandler, who's sick of jibes about his nipple, produces Joey's porn video, which Rachel doesn't want them to see because she thinks it will put Ross and Julie in the mood. Meanwhile Duncan startles Phoebe by telling her that he's straight, and wants a divorce to marry someone else. Phoebe signs the divorce papers, then says goodbye to him with some regret. Rachel desperately wants to stop Ross and Julie having sex, but the others want to go home. When they've gone she tries to make him nervous but stops when she realises how happy he is with Julie.
end credits: Ross has evidently gone without sex for a long time