These are allegedly genuine answers from contestants on some lousy game show
"Family Fortunes". Some of them are inspired.
- A famous Scotsman - Vinny Jones
- A famous Scotsman - Jock
- An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers - A horse
- A jacket potato topping - Jam
- A food that can be brown or white - Potatoes
- A sign of the zodiac - April
- A job a working dog does - Slave
- Something with a hole in it - A window
- Something people might be allergic to - Skiing
- A type of large cat - Persian
- A type of record - Floppy disc
- Something associated with pigs - The police
- A non-living object with legs - A plant
- A domestic animal - Leopard
- Something red - My cardigan
- A kind of ache - Filet-o-fish
- To a contestant who was a SOUP salesman: A food that can be easily eaten
without chewing - Er, chips?
- Something you beat - An apple
- A dangerous race (i.e. a motor race) - The Arabs
- A number you have to memorise - Seven
- Some famous brothers - Bonnie and Clyde
- Something that floats in the bath - Water
- Something in the garden that's green - The shed
- Something a blind man might use - A sword
- Something you wear on the beach - A deckchair
- A famous cowboy - Buck Rogers
- An animal you might see at a zoo - A dog
- A famous bridge - The Bridge Over Troubled Waters
- A part of the body beginning with the letter N - Knee
- Something you put on walls - Roofs
- Something you do in the bathroom - Decorate
- A famous Royal - Mail
- Something slippery - A con-man
- A way of cooking fish - Cod
- A form of transport you can walk around in - My foot
- A method of securing your home - Put the kettle on
- Something you do before going to bed - Sleep
- Something a cat does - Goes to the toilet
- An animal beginning with the letter B - Bullfrog
- The last thing you take off before going to bed - Your feet
- Something that makes you scream - A squirrel
- Something you have with coffee - The Sunday Sport
- A song with 'Moon' in the title - 'Blue Suede Moon'
- Something that flies that doesn't have an engine - A bicycle with wings
- Something with a red light on it - A Dalek
- Something you open other than a door - Your bowels
- A reason for standing up quickly - going to church
- A bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell
- an occupation where you need a torch - a burglar
Humour