The Captain Haddock School of Modern Etiquette

It's so easy to learn folks. All you have to do, when someone annoys you, is to shout any of the following as loud as you can in their face.


Road-Hog

Dipsomaniac

Steam-Roller

Bully

Nitwit

Brute

Filibuster

Abecedarian

Bashi-Bazouk

Blackguard

Egoist

Troglodyte

Polygraph

Beast

Autocrat

Profiteer

Fat Face

Tramp

Bandit

Anthropophagus

Highwayman

Ectoplasm

Gangster

Wretch

Ignoramus

Abominable Snowman

Pithecanthropus

Pockmark

Polynesian

Cannibal

Iconoclast

Nincompoop

Ruffian

Baboon

Sea-Gherkin

Pickled Herring

Freshwater Swab

Pirate

Lubberly Scum

Insolent Porcupine

Sea-louse

Black-beetle

Artichoke

Vermicelli

Stool-Pigeon

Buccaneer

Bagpiper

Gallows-Fodder

Earthworm

Slave-Trader

Shipwrecker

Hoodlum

Monopolizer

Turncoat

Ophicleides

Colocynth

Traitor

Mountebank

Moujik

Rhizopod

Prattling Porpoise

Freshwater Pirate

Fancy Dress Freebooter

Popinjay

Vulture

Body Snatcher

Ostrogoth

Vandal

Duck-Billed Platypus

Jellied Eel

Cercopithecus

Psychopath

Coelacanth

Visigoth

Anacoluthon

Carpet-Seller

Paranoiac

Bougainvillea

Pachyrhizus

Borgia

Phylloxera

Pyrographer

Crab-apple

Goosecap

Goggler

Jelly-fish

Crook

Villain

Sycophant

Dizzard

Cyclone

Swine

Coward

Savage

Aztec

Toad

Caterpillar

Parasite

Twister

Heretic

Technocrat

Vegetarian

Politician

Corsair

Harlequin

Hydrocarbon

Aborigine

Gyroscope

Blackamoor

Anthracite

Coconut

Anthropithecus

Blackbird

Invertebrate

Liquorice

Vampire

Baby-Snatcher

Brigand

Belemnite

Savage


For anyone who doesn't know, Captain Haddock is the best character in The Adventures of Tintin by Hergé.