Leopard's Homepage

"Hello. I'm a leopard. Welcome to my homepage, which my friend Edward helped me design ('cos my paws are a bit too big for the keys)."

"Mellow Greetings, prepare to be eaten"

A little bit about me
"I eat people, er that's basically it. It's not much of a CV, I mean I'm not making excuses. Look, I've got to eat, and if that means gobbling down a few tasty denizens then that's fair enough by me. Of course there are those who do not share my views, or at least there were, know what I mean, heh heh.
So all you voices of dissent- SHUT IT (or you're tomorrow's lunch)".

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