Phil Connors: Can I be serious with you for a minute?
Rita: I don't know. Can you?
-Groundhog Day

I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.
-Manhattan Murder Mystery

King of Swamp Castle: This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who.
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Verbal: He's supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody ever believed he was real. Nobody ever knew him or saw anyone who worked directly for him. But to hear Kobayashi tell it, anyone could have worked for Soze. You never knew. That was his power.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist...
-The Usual Suspects

Here's another fine mess you've gotten me into.
-The Laurel and Hardy Murder Case

This here's a snakeskin jacket, and for me it's a symbol of my individuality, and my belief in personal freedom.
-Wild At Heart

I'll have what she's having.
-When Harry Met Sally

Harry Temple: All right, pop quiz. Airport. Gunman with one hostage. He's using her for cover;
he's almost to a plane. You're a hundred feet away. Jack?
Jack Traven: Shoot the hostage.
-Speed

Bond: Do you expect me to talk?
Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
-Goldfinger

I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking 'did he fire six shots or only five?'. To tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is a 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and will blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?'. Well do you, punk?
-Dirty Harry

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
-Clark Gable, Gone With The Wind

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
- Groucho Marx

My life is passing in front of my eyes. The worst part is I'm driving a used car.
-Manhattan Murder Mystery

-First you trade the Cadillac for a microphone, then you lie to me about the band, and now you're going to put me right back in the joint.
-They're not gonna catch us, we're on a mission from God.
-The Blues Brothers

Renton: Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose a future. Choose life...
But why would I want to do a thing like that?
-Trainspotting

The chip. The British contribution to world cuisine.
-A Fish Called Wanda

If Jesus Christ came back today and saw what was being done in his name,
he'd never stop throwing up.
-Hannah and Her Sisters

-I've never been so insulted in my life.
-Well, it's early yet
-Groucho Marx, A Day At The Races

I don't have to take this abuse from you -- I've got hundreds of people waiting to abuse me.
-Bill Murray, Ghostbusters

Wait till they get a load of me.
-Jack Nicholson, Batman

Annie: You're not going to get mushy on me, are you?
Jack: Maybe. I might.
Annie: I hope not, 'cause you know, relationships that start under intense circumstances, they never last.
Jack: Oh yeah?
Annie: Yeah, I've done extensive study on this.
-Speed

Hannibal Lecter: How did you catch me, Will?
Will: You had disadvantages.
Hannibal Lecter: What disadvantages?
Will: You're insane.
-Manhunter

I killed him for the money and for a woman. I didn't get the money and I didn't get the woman. Pretty, isn't it?
-Fred MacMurray, Double Indemnity

Hell, I even thought I was Dead. Till I found out it was just that I was in Nebraska.
-Gene Hackman, The Unforgiven

Phil: I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster and drank pina coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over and over and over...
-Groundhog Day

My name is Nick. My father thought of it shaving
-Top Secret

[Suspects in a lineup are asked to read a phrase.]
Cop: Number 1, step forward.
Hockney: Hand me the keys, you fucking cocksucker.
Cop: Number 2, step forward.
McManus: Give me the fucking keys, you fucking cocksucking motherfucker, aaarrrghh!
Cop: Knock it off! Get back! Number 3, step forward.
Fenster: [laughing] Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!
Cop: In English, please?
Fenster: Excuse me?
Cop: In English.
Fenster: Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?
-The Usual Suspects

Phil Connors: So, did you sleep OK without me? You tossed and turned, didn't you?
Rita: You're incredible.
Phil Connors: Who told you?
-Groundhog Day

I have to go now, Clarice, I'm having an old friend for dinner.
-Anthony Hopkins, The Silence Of The Lambs

It's a 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas,
half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
-The Blues Brothers

My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse.
-Al Pacino, The Godfather

Harriet Michaels: What do you look for in a girl on your date?
Charlie Mackenzie: I know everyone always says a
sense of humour, but I really have to go with breast size...
-So I Married an Axe Murderer

Never apologise and never explain. It's a sign of weakness.
-John Wayne, She Wore a Yellow Ribbon

Venkman: I'm a little hazy on this good/bad stuff. What exactly is bad?
Igon: Imagine life as you know it stopping instantaneously and all the
molecules in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Venkman:That would be bad.
-Ghostbusters

Captain Louis Renault: How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that. Some day they may be scarce.
-Casablanca

Griffin Mill: It lacked certain elements that we need to market a film successfully.
June Gudmundsdottir: What elements?
Griffin Mill: Suspense, laughter, violence. Hope, heart, nudity, sex. Happy endings. Mainly happy endings.
June Gudmundsdottir: What about reality?
-The Player

Airline stewardess:Would you like something to drink?
Clark Grizwald: Yeah, I'd like a Coke.
Airline stewardess:Would you like that in the can?
Clark Grizwald:(looks down the aisle toward bathroom) No I'll just have it right here, thanks.
-European Vacation

(counting the number of people he has to kill from a long-distance)
"1,2,3,4,5,6,7...huh! Oswald was a fag."
-The Usual Suspects

How do you like your vacation so far?
-Susan Sarandon, Thelma And Louise

Yes, it's true, this man has no dick.
-Ghostbusters

I love the smell of napalm in the morning... it smells like victory.
-Robert Duvall, Apocalypse Now

Made it,ma! Top of the world!
-White Heat

Shakespeare once said: Life is pretty stupid, with lot's of hubbub
to keep you busy, but really not amounting to much...I'm paraphrasing of course.
-L.A. Story

Animal Mother: You're a real comedian
Joker: Well, they call me the joker.
Animal Mother: Well I got a joke for you. I'm gonna tear you a new asshole
-Full Metal Jacket

Roy: All those memories, lost--like tears in rain. Time to die
-Blade Runner

Here's looking at you, kid
-Humphrey Bogart, Casablanca

Harry:"A man can never be friends with a woman he finds attractive, he always wants to have sex with her."
Sally:"That's not true! I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved."
Harry:"No, you don't"
Sally:"Yes, I do."
Harry:"No, you don't"
Sally:"You're saying I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?"
Harry:"No, I'm saying they all want to have sex with you."
Sally:"Well, what if they don't want to have sex with you?"
Harry:"It doesn't matter because the sex part is already out there,
so the friendship is ultimately doomed, and that is the end of the story."
Sally:"So a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?"
Harry:"No, you pretty much want to nail them, too"
-When Harry Met Sally

If I'm not back in five minutes, wait longer.
-Ace Ventura, Pet Detective

Stupid is as stupid does.
- Tom Hanks, Forrest Gump

Wanna-be Gunslinger:
"You don't look no meaner 'n hell cold blooded killer..."
Clint Eastwood: "Yeah, well, I ain't like that no more."
-Unforgiven

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
-Batman

1st DJ: Rise and shine, campers, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today.
2nd: DJ: It's cold out there every day. What is this, Miami Beach?
1st DJ: Not hardly.
-Groundhog Day

You talkin' to me? you talkin' to me? you talkin' to me? Then who the hell are.. so you talkin' you talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here.
- Robert De Niro, Taxi Driver

You might know who we are, but we know who you are. Understand?
-Goodfellas

You gonna bark all day little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
-Mr. Blonde, Reservoir Dogs

Howard Payne: Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour,
the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?
-Speed

I don't give a good fuck what you know or don't know, but I'm going to torture you anyway.
Not to get information, but because it's amusing to me to torture a cop.
You can say anything you want 'cause I've heard it all before.
-Mr. Blond, Reservoir Dogs

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first otherwise we'll stop this conversation right here.
-Groucho Marx, Animal Crackers

Phil Connors: There is no way this winter is EVER going to end as long as that groundhog keeps seeing his shadow. I don't see any way out of it. He's got to be stopped. And I have to stop him.
(later:)
Rita: Why would anybody want to steal a groundhog?
Larry: I can think of a couple of reasons... the pervert!
-Groundhog Day

McManus preparing to snipe: Old McManus had a farm, E, I, E, I, O. And on that farm he shot some guys, bada bing, bada bing bang boom.
-The Usual Suspects

Fat man, you shoot a great game of pool.
-Paul Newman, The Hustler

It was a glorious time. Wiseguys were everywhere.
It was before Appalachia, and before Crazy Joe decided to take on a boss and start a war.
It was when I met the world. It was when I first met Jimmy Conway.
- Goodfellas

Tim: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.
Arthur: What an eccentric performance.
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail
The Black Knight Scene

Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?
-Dustin Hoffman, The Graduate

Ah, here it is, So-crates. 'The only true wisdom is in knowing that you know nothing.' That's us, dude!
-Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

I feel the need; the need for speed!
-Maverick and Goose from Top Gun

Women, you can't live with 'em, you can't kill 'em.
-Tom Arnold, True Lies

I'll be back
- The Terminator

Buyer : "What flavour is it?"
Vendor (John Cleese) : "It's a bloody albatross, it hasn't got any flavour!
ALBATROSS! ALBATROSS!"

Captain Louis Renault: What on earth brought you to Casablanca?
Rick: My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters.
Captain Louis Renault: The waters? What waters? We're in the desert.
Rick: I was misinformed.
-Casablanca

You shoot me in a dream you better wake up and apologize.
-Reservoir Dogs

Jamie Lee Curtis: You think you're an intellectual, don't you ape?
Kevin Kline: Apes don't read philosophy.
Jamie Lee Curtis: Yes they do Otto, they just don't understand it!
-A Fish Called Wanda

Phil: You want a prediction about the weather, you're asking the wrong Phil. I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life.
-Groundhog Day

[After remotely killing a hostage, then seeing it on the TV.]
Howard Payne: Interactive TV, Jack! Wave of the future - ha ha ha, huh?
-Speed

Go ahead, make my day
-Clint Eastwood, Sudden Impact

Verbal Kint: How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?
-The Usual Suspects

Arthur: I am your king!
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you!
Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then? [Angelic music plays...]
Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering silmite held aloft Excalibur from
the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur.
THAT is why I am your king!
Dennis interrupting: Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!
Dennis: You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!
Dennis: I mean if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Jules: You read the Bible?
Pumpkin: Not regularly.
Jules- There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker 'fore you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin', it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. .45 here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could by you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo.. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.
-Pulp Fiction

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