I saw this a good while ago now, and I can't honestly remember a lot about it. In all honesty, I forgot most of the film a few hours after seeing it. I vaguely recall degenerate goblins referring to themselves in the third person, and an assortment of awful performances from pre-pubescent little monsters. As far as I can recall the plot is identical to that of the first Harry Potter film - the little runt goes off to stupid magic school where everyone genuflects before his almighty bespectacled presence. However, there's someone doing evil things, but needless to say Potter defeats them with his fantastic powers before returning to the main hall of the school for a sickly sweet ending that had me dry retching. That's about the size of it. As before, the usual assortment of washed-up British tv stars have cameos.
Some people actually seem to believe that JK Rowling has created something of quality and originality. These degenerates badly need to read some PG Wodehouse.
The Players:
Daniel Radcliffe as Harry Potter
Emma Watson as Hermione Granger
Rupert (even worse than Radcliffe) Grint as Ron Weasley
Written by Ed in March 2004