Monica: Rachel, if you want to go out with him, you can. He sounds like a
big jerk to me, but if that's what you want to do...
Rachel: Jean-Claude, she said yes, I'll see you tonight!
Monica: What are you gonna do?
Rachel: You give me back my sweater or it's handbag marinara.
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Oh God, I'm sorry, it's just that when you moved your hands down to my butt, it was like 'Whoa, Ross's hands are on my butt'
Rachel: Just one cheek
Ross: No, ah, the moment's gone
Rachel: Alright, well just put your hands up and I'll back up into it
Ross: That's romantic
Rachel: Touch it
Ross: No
Rachel: Oh come on, squeeze it
Ross: No!
Rachel: Rub it?
Ross: No
Rachel: Oh come on would you just grab my ass.
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Rachel: Phoebe, how could you do this to me, this was all your idea.
Phoebe: I know, I know, and I was gonna get it, but then he came in with this
needle, and, did you know they do this with needles?
Rachel: Really, you don't say, because mine was licked on by kittens
Rachel: The Paulo thing was barely a relationship. All it really was was just, you know, meaningless, animal sex. (Pause) OK, you know, that sounded sooo much better in my head.
Rachel's Mother: Oh my god, there's an unattractive nude
man playing a cello
Rachel: Yeah, well just be glad he's not playing a smaller instrument.
Monica: I mean she's doing it because she wants to be more like you.
Rachel: Well, then, you know, couldn't she have just copied my haircut?
Rachel: What a manipulative bitch
Monica: I feel terrible, I really do.
Rachel: Oh I'm sorry, did my back hurt your knife?
Rachel: Oh my god!
Monica: Oh my god good?
Rachel: Oh my god I can't believe you let me put this in my mouth
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episode 2.8
Chandler: There's nothing to see, it's just a tiny bump, it's totally
useless
Rachel: Oh, as opposed to your other, multi-functional nipple
Rachel: Nice seizing...gel-boy