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"There'll be times when you get older
When you'll want to sleep with people
Just to make...them...like you,
But Don't."
"'Cuz that's another thing, that you don't wanna do
[Everybody!]
That's another thing, that you don't wanna do..."
(from episode 2.12)
"They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch,
But soon they'll grow up and resent you so much.
Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why,
You cry and you cry and you cry."
(from episode 1.23)
"Oh the cow in the meadow goes 'Moo!'
Oh, the cow in the meadow goes 'Moo!'
Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up
And that's how we get hamburgers!"
"Nooooooooooowwww Chickens!"
(from episode 2.12)
"New York City has no power,
And the milk is getting sour,
But to me it is not scary,
'Cause I stay away from dairy."
(from episode 1.7)
"You don't have to be awake to be my man,
As long as you have brainwaves
I'll be there to hold your hand.
Though we just met the other day
There's something I have got to say..."
(from episode 1.11)
"...And a crusty old man said 'I'll do what I can'
And the rest of the rats played maracas!"
(from episode 2.18)
"Now Grandma's a person who everyone likes
She bought you a train and a bright shiny bike,
But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner
And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner"
"Now your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru
But the truth is she died and someday you will too
La-la-la-la la la-la-la-la-la...."
(from episode 2.12)
"Love is sweet as summer showers,
Love is a wondrous work of art,
But your love, your love, your love,
Is like a giant pigeon
Crapping on my heart.
La la la la la la...."
"My mother's ashes, even her eyelashes
are resting in a little yellow jar."
(from episode 1.10)
"Terry's a Jerk!
And he won't let me work!
And I hate Central Perk!
[...]
And you're all invited to bite me!"
(from episode 2.6)
"I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song,
Stop me if you've heard it.
My skin is soapy and my hair is wet
And Tegrin spelled backward is Nergit."
"Lather, rinse, repeat,
And lather, rinse, repeat,
And lather, rinse, repeat,
As needed."
(from episode 2.6)
(with
everyone) (with
Chrissie Hynde) "Smelly cat, smel-ly cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smel-ly cat,
It's not your fault..."
"They won't take you to the vet,
You're obviously not their favorite pet.
You may not be a bed of roses,
And you're no friend to those with noses..."
"Smelly cat, smel-ly cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smel-ly cat,
It's not your fault!"
(from episodes 2.6,
2.12 and 2.17)
"I made a man with eyes of coal
And a smile so bewitchin'
How was I supposed to know
That my mom was dead in the kitchen?"
(from episode 1.10)
"Sometimes men love women
And sometimes men love men
And then there are bisexuals
Though some just say they're kidding themselves"
"La la la la la la..."
(from episode 2.12)
"They found their bodies the very next day
And they found their bodies the very next...."
"La la la la la la la la la la..."
(from episode 1.23)
"There was a girl we'll call her Betty
And a guy let's call him Neil
Now, I can't stress this point too strongly:
This story isn't real"
"Now our Neil must decide,
Who will be the girl that he casts aside
Will Betty be the one who he loves truly
Or will it be the one who we'll call...Lulie"
"He MUST decide, he MUST decide,
Even though I made him up he MUST decide..."
(from episode 2.8)