Questionnaire

How old are you? 18-25 other

Where do you live? UK USA Canada South America Australasia Antarctica Africa Asia Kelstedge

What do you want?

Shouldn't you be doing this in the hospital?

Who is Spain?

Am I really the only person who finds this riotously funny?

Who is No. 1?

Do you like Pot Noodle? No NoNo

Would you be eaten by a leopard for £500? -----------Yes NoMaybe

How about £600? ------------No way!! Oh, go on then

Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?

Who is your favourite actress?

Have you ever:

-been chased by a leopard? YesNo

-been trampled by elephants? Yes No

-been run over by a bus? Yes No

-been run over by a bus driven by Sandra Bullock? Yes No

-died in a freak yachting accident? Yes No

-been eaten by cannibals? Yes No

-commited hara-kiri? Yes No

-had a grand piano fall on you from a great height? (must be more than 300 ft.) Yes No

-met a vampire? Yes No

-been swallowed by a sofa? Yes No

-been to High Wycombe? Yes No

-saved the world from certain destruction? Yes No

-stopped an express train using only your teeth? Yes No

-accidentally swallowed the Atlantic Ocean? Yes No

-passed through the eye of a needle? Yes No

-passed wind through the eye of a needle? Yes No

-travelled the world on the back of a giant snake? Yes No

-eaten a housebrick with Tagliatelle? Yes No

-jumped off the Golden Gate Bridge? Yes No

-heard of the Internet? Yes No

-found a staple in a potato? Yes No

-seen the monsters living under your bed? Yes No

-fatally wounded yourself with a pillow? Yes No

-removed and replaced your own eyeballs? Yes No

-felled a tree using only a haddock? Yes No

Do you have anything to say for yourself? Well, do ya?